missmegami:

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

missmegami:

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

(Source: loudest-whisper)

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(Source: axolottl)

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

(Source: harrystylush)

covenling:

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

covenling:

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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(Source: rabbitling)

sorry:

I want to be as happy and content as this dog in a field:

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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

(Source: pleatedjeans)